By Douglas V. Gibbs
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the long-time flagship of progressive smugness, has once again convinced itself it uncovered a grand conservative contradiction. The show, once hosted by Stewart, then fumbled by Trevor Noah, and now dragged back to Stewart in a desperate attempt to resuscitate Comedy Central (which misplaced the “comedy” part years ago), thinks it landed a clever blow on the Second Amendment argument.
The Conservative position is simple: guns are not the problem, people are. A firearm is a tool. If you want safer communities, disarming the law-abiding is not the answer. Yet, Jon Stewart jumped in claiming that the Trump administration’s argument regarding the shooting of Alex Pretti was that the gun was the problem. “You don’t bring a gun to a protest,” said one Trump official in a clip he played. “The gun was the problem,” said another. According to Stewart, that alone proves the whole conservative position in one big contradiction.
Except, it isn’t. His logic is not only shallow, it exposes how little the modern left understands the Second Amendment and the Natural Right is secures.
“Are you saying that the problem was that the guy had a gun?” Stewart pressed, flicking his pencil between f-bomb laced outbursts of “are you kidding me?”
If you want a “yes” or “no” answer, the answer is “yes,” and “no.”
That’s where the left always stumbles. When it’s convenient, the Cultural Marxists demand absolutes. They insist on a binary world when it serves them, and abandon it the moment nuance threatens their narrative.
The First Amendment enumerates the right to free speech and peaceful assembly. It also secures the right to petition the government for a redress of grievances – protests included. The Second Amendment secures the right to keep and bear arms. But none of these rights imply that we should exercise them recklessly. “Congress shall make no law” at the beginning of the First Amendment limits government, not morality. It doesn’t give anyone license to storm though the neighborhood with guns blazing and profanity flying simply because they feel government has overstepped.
This whole debate reminds me of a recent moment on Greg Gutfeld’s show. He decided to tease Shannon Bream about the title of her new book, Nothing is Impossible With God.
“Can I test this?” he joked. He hinted that having an affair wouldn’t be impossible either. Shannon smiled and asked, “With who?”
“Who wrote the book? I’m testing you Shannon. Is it impossible?”
“There are some things in the Ten Commandments about adultery,” she replied.
“Foiled again,” quipped Greg. “Rules, I say. I kid, of course.”
But the exchange is a perfect illustration of the point. Playing with language is easy. Pretending that rights erase moral boundaries is easy. Confusing possibility with righteousness is easy.
That is exactly what Stewart is doing.
And that’s the point Jon Stewart and his cheering section never seem to grasp about our Natural Rights, be it Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Assembly, or the Right to Keep and Bear Arms. Rights are not toys, and they are not loopholes. They are sacred endowments. Gifts from God, recognized by the Constitution, not granted by it. But every right carries with it a moral framework. The Founders assumed a virtuous people. They assumed self‑restraint. They assumed that the citizen would exercise judgment, not juvenile provocation.
The left hears “right” and thinks “permission.” The Founders heard “right” and thought “responsibility.”
So when Stewart tries to score a “gotcha” by pretending that conservatives contradict themselves, “guns aren’t the problem, but bringing a gun to a volatile protest is a problem,” he’s not exposing hypocrisy. He’s exposing his own inability to distinguish between the existence of a right and the wisdom of exercising it in a particular moment.
It’s the same category error Greg Gutfeld was playing with. “Nothing is impossible with God” does not mean God endorses every foolish impulse we can imagine. The Ten Commandments still stand. Moral law still stands. The fact that something is possible does not make it righteous. And the fact that something is lawful does not make it prudent.
The Second Amendment secures your right to keep and bear arms. It does not guarantee that every context is appropriate for doing so. The First Amendment secures your right to assemble. It does not sanctify violent mobs or justify turning a protest into a powder keg.
The left wants to collapse all of this into a single, childish question: “So is the gun the problem or not?”
But the adults in the room understand that two things can be true at once:
- A gun is not inherently the problem.
- Bringing a gun into a volatile, emotionally charged crowd can be a profoundly stupid decision.
That’s not contradiction. That’s discernment. That’s moral reasoning. That’s the difference between a constitutional republic and a late‑night comedy monologue.
And this is where the deeper issue lies: the modern progressive movement has abandoned the concept of virtue. They have replaced it with feelings, slogans, and power plays. They do not believe in constitutional or moral principles because they do not believe in self‑control. They do not believe in natural rights because they do not believe in the natural law that undergirds them.
The Founders warned us that liberty without virtue collapses into chaos. Scripture warns us that freedom without righteousness becomes bondage. And history warns us that when a people lose the ability to govern themselves, someone else will gladly step in to govern them by force.
So here is the real contradiction…not in the conservative argument, but in the progressive worldview: They demand absolute freedom from moral restraint while demanding absolute government control over everyone else. They reject personal responsibility but insist on collective punishment. They mock the very virtues that make liberty possible, then wonder why society is unraveling.
And they call that “progress.”
If America is going to remain free, we must recover the truth the Founders assumed and Scripture affirms: Rights require virtue. Liberty requires responsibility. Freedom requires moral clarity.
That is the conversation Jon Stewart will never have. But it is the conversation the country desperately needs.
— Political Pistachio Conservative News and Commentary
